Ibuprofen

Whilst not wearing my sneakers I took a dive from what amounts to a second storey (5 meters) balcony and broke my neck.
A carbon fibre halo is keeping me upright and chemicals are keeping me happy, but no dancing for 6 months.
Even then I doubt I'll dance quite as wild again. So no dirty sneaks as it would ill me to report on all the great partying I have to pass on