Convoy

These days a lot of people seem to feel the need to 'educate' cellphone users on etiquette.
Etiquette naturally in this day and age cannot be anything more than an imposed behavioral standard. Do people really expect you to keep your cool and whisper when you're talking about exciting stuff on the phone? Get earplugs!
This is the kind of stuff I'd like to hook up to a loudspeaker, turning my life into a micro-soap people can tune into for a few moments. Hell if I find a sponsor I'd even do commercial breaks.